Friday or Frat Party

 We are going to play a little game today. It’s called “Friday or Frat Party?”. You guys have to guess whether these are 15 things that I say as a Mom to my kids on a random Friday or as the sober host at a Frat Party.

Ready?

• ·       No more to drink for you. Why? Because last time you had that much, you wet the bed!
• ·        TOILET! TOILET! TOILET! GET IT IN THE TOILET! FAST!FAST!FAST!!!!
• ·        It’s 3:30 in the morning! We’re done! Go to SLEEP!
• ·        Where are your pants?!
• ·        There is no reason you need to put that many chips in your mouth at one time!
• ·        Give me my keys back! Don’t you run from me!
• ·        For crying out loud turn it down!!!!
• ·        Babe, he passed out on the couch again. Yeah, I need you to move him because he’s too heavy for me.
• ·        There is marker everywhere!!! WHO DID THIS?!
• ·        Whaaaaaat is that smell???
• ·        So help me if this stain doesn’t come out…….
• ·        No, I don’t want to hear that song again. I might actually lose my mind if we play that song again.
• ·        We can’t go outside because it’s freezing and we still have’t found your pants!
• ·        Are you okay? Are you bleeding?! No?. Okay, yeah, no, I know. It hurt, but you’re good.
• ·        Get in the car. No, the other side...because he’s sitting there that’s why. No you can’t drive. JUST GET IN THE CAR! 

)   I'm going to be honest here guys. These are all things that I have said to my children as recently as today. Also, I've never been to a Frat Party....I just kind of went by what I see in the movies. Sorry for the deceit.